TTwire - The Hobo Gathering

Reporting live from Harvard Square via the TTwire service - The Hobos are gathering!  The news of Tobias Blackbriar's revolt in Great Falls, Ohio has reached as far as Boston, and perhaps beyond.  On this early Columbus Day morning The Hobos are bundled in their NorthFace sleeping bags huddled around the Harvard Square T-Stop.  They are quite jubilant on this morning, even their pitbulls are frolicking in their winter vests.  It is quite the scene to take in from the warm safety of the Starbucks.  Some may mistake The Hobos as hipsters that are too lazy to work - they sing all day long of their sorrows and hold signs that say "smile if you masturbate"