Hail to the King, Baby!



"You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll throw up a little in your mouth."
                                                                                                          ---Book Review, New York Times

Long ago, I decided that mine was a tale that needed to be told. With the help of my court scribe, Prostate Davey, I penned a manuscript about my life story last year. It chronicles my life in all its full, unapologetic glory - the humanity, the laughter, the struggles. I found a small local publishing house in Great Falls, and the editor was blown away by the wonder and beauty of my words. "The Chaucer of hobos," he called me. It wasn't long before I got a deal, and the first copies of my memoir are now hitting store shelves. Pick one up today!

I hope that other hobos dreaming of attaining positions of leadership in their respective cities may perhaps draw some inspiration from my ever-unfolding legend.