What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Alas, the Hedge Trimmers are no more. I traded in my shopping cart for a newer model, so to speak. Severed the pledge I had with my old motley, and joined a new outfit from Miami. The Wyrd saw fit not to punish me for my transgression, which makes me think I made the right choice. The new crew is full of real nice folk, and they have a swanky hollow. They didn't kill me for my ill-fated involvement in the events at Great Falls, so that's something.

Too bad about the Trimmers, but what can you do? We got motley t-shirts. The Hedge Trimmers never had t-shirts...
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T-Shirts are courtesy of Michael Steele. |
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